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Bad News: I got drunk and found your next Amazon product
22 competitors. 35K/month. Zero skill required
Welcome to Issue #52 of the EcomProductFinders Newsletter! ๐
๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐
$๐๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐๐ญ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ ๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐... (read all the way)

Let me tell you a story that will upset everyone who thinks they can launch products with zero marketing effort.
Had this client come to me... practically in tears.
Their product was flatlining harder than my attempts at doing CrossFit.
(Which lasted exactly one session, but that's another story.)
Every "guru strategy" they tried had failed them.
PPC? Burning cash faster than a drunk trader with his first bonus.
Influencer marketing? About as effective as a chocolate teapot.
They had spent months following all the "free" advice in Facebook groups.
You know the type:
"Just do organic launches!"
"Review manipulation is the way!"
"Race to the bottom on price!"
Basically, everything that screams "I have no idea how to build a real business."
And it showed in their numbers.
Because that's what happens when you try to build a 6-figure brand with a $6 mindset.
In case youโre not in my Find My Product Chatโwhere you can ask anything, even the occasional philosophical questionโmake sure to add yourself to my WhatsApp group.
Letโs brainstorm, strategize, and grow together!
โThe difference between something good and something great is attention to detail."
- Charles R. Swindoll
๐๐ก๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ "๐ ๐ซ๐๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ก" ๐๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐๐ ๐ฒ ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ
Y'all want to know the REAL reason 90% of Amazon launches fail?
Because you're treating your business like it's a damn food sample station at Costco.
"Here! Try my product for free! Pretty please buy it! ๐ฅบ"
Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.
And more importantly... you're KILLING your brand before it even has a chance to breathe.
Let me paint you a picture of what ACTUALLY happens when you go the "free lunch" route:
You attract bargain hunters who wouldn't pay full price if their life depended on it
You train Amazon's algorithm to show your products to MORE bargain hunters
Your profit margins get thinner than gas station toilet paper
You end up competing with every other desperate seller doing the exact same thing
And the worst part?
You're building a business that's more fragile than my grandmother's china collection.
One algorithm change... one competitor... one bad review...
And it all comes crashing down.
๐๐ก๐ $๐๐๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ ๐๐จ๐๐จ๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ค ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ
Want to know what ACTUALLY turned that client's business around?
They stopped half-assing their marketing.
We built out a FULL campaign:
โข Emails that actually told stories people wanted to read
โข Facebook ads that didn't look like every other dropshipping ad
โข Reels that made their product look like actual premium shit
โข Content that made people forget they were being sold to
And guess what happened?
Their conversions didn't just improve...
They exploded.
Because suddenly, they weren't just another Amazon listing...
They were a BRAND.
With a voice.
With a personality.
With actual loyal customers.
The kind of customers who come back again and again...
And tell their friends about you.
(You know, that mythical "word of mouth" marketing everyone wants but nobody wants to work for.)
๐๐ญ๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐จ๐ง ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ
Let me get real with you for a second...
Amazon isn't your problem.
Competition isn't your problem.
Even inflation isn't your damn problem.
Your problem is that you're looking for an EASY button that doesn't exist.
And while you're searching for shortcuts...
Your competition is out there building REAL brands.
With REAL marketing.
And REAL customer connections.
You want to know the TRUTH?
Success on Amazon in 2025 isn't about gaming the system...
It's about being willing to do what 95% of sellers WON'T:
Actually understanding your customer (not just copying competitor listings)
Creating content that doesn't make people want to gouge their eyes out
Building a brand that stands for something (besides "please buy my stuff")
Making decisions based on DATA instead of your gut feeling about bamboo toilet paper
Because here's what nobody tells you...
The "hard way" is actually the EASY way in the long run.
๐๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐๐ฌ?
If you're ready to stop playing small...
And actually build something worth a damn...
I'll show you the EXACT systems we used to turn that failing product into a $50K/month beast.
No BS strategies.
No "guru" nonsense.
Just real marketing that actually works.
Because at some point...
You have to decide if you want to be another Amazon casualty...
Or the success story everyone else is trying to copy.
Your move.
-Izabella
P.S. For those about to comment "but organic launches still work!"... sure. And some people still make money selling beanie babies. But is that really the hill you want to die on? ๐
๐ค The Event That Changed Everything (And Why You Should Be There Too)
Two years ago, I went to my first Sellers Summit.
Have you ever heard Steven Chouโs story or listened to his podcast?
If not, you should.
His story once helped me stay strong and keep pushing forward.
His event is different from the usual Amazon circus. No endless sales pitches. No service providers hunting you down.
Just pure teaching. A powerhouse lineup of vetted speakers. Real strategies that actually work.
And this year? Iโm speaking there.

Iโd love for you to be thereโnot just to hear my take but to learn from both Amazon and DTC perspectives. I guarantee youโll walk away with at least one actionable strategy to scale, grow, or skyrocket your sales.